The Declaration of Independence in [spoken] American

I'm glad to see H.L. Mencken's rewrite of the U.S. Declaration of
Independence in spoken American made it to the Net:

http://www.bartleby.com/185/a1.html

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Knowledge studies others / Wisdom is self-known;      John Cowan
Muscle masters brothers / Self-mastery is bone;       jcowan@reutershealth.com
Content need never borrow / Ambition wanders blind;   www.ccil.org/~cowan
Vitality cleaves to the marrow / Leaving death behind.    --Tao 33 (Bynner)

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