Re: Essentialist Explanations, 8.0 edition

Since we're all making fun of our own conlangs, I'll put in my two cents:

Cenlatorre is essentially what you get when a Frenchman transcribes the results of a
Medieval Pope converting to Hinduism and preaching to a crowd of monolingual
Greeks.

Xi is essentially politically correct Cenlatorre transliterated into Katakana and
then read by a valley girl.

Nyo'fa is essentially the same, except that the aforementioned valley girl can't read Katakana.

Alternately, Nyo'fa is essentially attempting to speak Arabic backwards while choking on a
mouthful of painfully hot oatmeal.