Re: Conspecies Biology
From: | Philippe Caquant <herodote92@...> |
Date: | Monday, August 9, 2004, 16:41 |
--- Tristan Mc Leay <kesuari@...> wrote:
>
> > And what was the elephant
> > doing in his pyjamas?
>
> I suppose it'd run out of red nail polish...*
>
> * This alludes to the following (well-known) joke:
> Q. Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
> A. So they can hide in the strawberry patch.
>
> This responses of disbelief to this have the
> response: 'Have you ever
> seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Well it
> must work then!'.
>
Oh yes ! let's have elephant jokes.
- How do you know there is an elephant in your bed ?
- There is a letter E embroidered on his pyjama
pocket.
- And how do you there was an elephant in the fridge ?
- Tracks in the butter.
(For more elephant jokes, please send 5 US$)
=====
Philippe Caquant
"High thoughts must have high language." (Aristophanes, Frogs)
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