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Re: Conlang Coat of Arms

From:Chris Bates <chris.maths_student@...>
Date:Tuesday, September 7, 2004, 11:01
I love this!!! Is it okay if I send it on?

>Well, some would say that being misinterpreted is what Latin is for :-) > >I've almost certainly posted this to Conlang before, but here is a >copy of a message I posted to the Internet in April 2001: > > harasseddad wrote: > > Vos omnes fortasse creditis me aliquid grave ac memorabile > > Latine dicturum esse. > This foretaste of an omelette credits me with a memorable liquid > grave with a Latin inscription in it. > > Re vera, illud facere non in animo habeo. Etenim perlecturus > > sum vobis catalogum lavandariorum. > Regarding vera, it is out of fashion but she is in the habit of > being an animal. The total number of edible lecturers would fill > Vorbis's catalogue of flower arrangements. > > Hic incipit. Tibialium paria tria, subuncularum quinque, > > tunicae duae, nullum amylum. > I hiccup incessantly. Three times in a row, almost four, that's > just today, but I don't need an asylum. > > Sic, actum est. Mihi plaudere nunc potestis. Die dulci > > fruimini. > Sick, I may be. I plunder naked protestors. Die, musical > fruitcake. > > I bet you think I'm going to say something wise and memorable > > in Latin. Well I'm not. What I am going to do is to read you > > my laundry list. Here it is. Three pairs of socks, five > > underware, two shirts, no starch. There, that's it. You can > > applaud now. > > Have a nice day. > Dammit, I got it wrong. :-( > >Adrian. > > >