Had a Thought...

    I know someone once mentioned a conlang project done by a doctor that was
meant (?) to be funny (called Docspeak?  Quackspeak?).  Anyway, when I get
time again (the year 2034), I think I'm going to try my hand at a humorous
conlang, with moods such as: The Accidental ("Yes, I had an affair"--"had" in
the accidental: But I didn't mean to!); The Everybodysfaultbutminetive ("Yes,
I had an affair"--"had" in said case: But it's your fault!  Or my father's!
Or my boss's!  Certainly not mine!); The Blamative or Spititive ("Yes, I had
an affair"--"had" in the Spititive: Because you never squeeze the toothpaste
from the bottom!); and how about the Boredative ("Yes, I had an
affair"--"had" in the boredative: Because there wasn't anything good on TV).
Heh, heh, heh...  Oh, the things that amuse us after nine hours of work...

-David