Had a Thought...
|From:||David Peterson <digitalscream@...>|
|Date:||Thursday, May 31, 2001, 4:52|
I know someone once mentioned a conlang project done by a doctor that was
meant (?) to be funny (called Docspeak? Quackspeak?). Anyway, when I get
time again (the year 2034), I think I'm going to try my hand at a humorous
conlang, with moods such as: The Accidental ("Yes, I had an affair"--"had" in
the accidental: But I didn't mean to!); The Everybodysfaultbutminetive ("Yes,
I had an affair"--"had" in said case: But it's your fault! Or my father's!
Or my boss's! Certainly not mine!); The Blamative or Spititive ("Yes, I had
an affair"--"had" in the Spititive: Because you never squeeze the toothpaste
from the bottom!); and how about the Boredative ("Yes, I had an
affair"--"had" in the boredative: Because there wasn't anything good on TV).
Heh, heh, heh... Oh, the things that amuse us after nine hours of work...