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> He doesn't have both oars in the water.
masola file "laasa". masola fifu niasa.
hand-GEN-3PS go-COMMAND up-TOWARD. hand-GEN-3PS go-PRESENT down-TOWARD.
He tells his hand to go up, but it goes down.
> He's a few bricks shy of a full load.
mesalafu soma.
hold-up-3PS-PRESENT building-ACCUSATIVE.
He is holding up a building.
> He couldn't pour piss out of a boot with the instructions printed on the
> heel.
nosila iosa.
blind-3PS sun-TOWARD.
He is blind to the sun.
> He's so dense, light bends around him.
laalo esa laalama.
God NEGATE lift-3PS-ACC.
God himself cannot lift him.