Re: CHAT: Hair (was: Orange)
|From:||Andy Canivet <cathode_ray00@...>|
|Date:||Friday, June 14, 2002, 19:22|
LOL - I bet the apes thought the scientists were looking for ticks...
>From: J Y S Czhang <czhang23@...>
>Reply-To: Constructed Languages List <CONLANG@...>
>Subject: Re: CHAT: Hair (was: Orange)
>Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 13:41:43 EDT
>In a message dated 06/13/2002 09.45.18 AM, cathode_ray00@HOTMAIL.COM
> >Neat - I didn't know we had the same number of hairs as apes - I just
> >sorry for the poor sods that had to sit there and count them all...
> ::imagines scientists counting their own and each others body hair,
>comparing with various utterly pleased and puzzled apes::
> ::tries to imagine what the apes thought of this behavior, perhaps
>the Humans are finally learning to be social! They are grooming us!":::
>... talkin' of scientists... from the July 2002 issue of _Asimov's Science
> EIGHT THINGS NOT TO DO OR SAY WHEN A MAD SCIENTIST
>MOVES INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
> "I'm right next door. Just holler if you need anything."
> Let your cat out.
> "Why are your glasses so thick?"
> Go through his garbage looking for body parts.
> "Exactly what is it that you do for a living?"
> Teach your children that the world is made up
> of many different kinds of people and we all
> have to learn to be tolerant and love one another.
> "Did you hear that bloodcurdling scream last night?"
> Invite him to a potluck.
> ---- Bruce Boston
>Hanuman Zhang /'hanuma~n dZahN/
>Avatar of Sun WuKong, a.k.a. "Monkey," a.k.a. "TricksterGod of Chinese
>~ om hung hanumatay rudratmakai hung phat ~
> mantra to Hanuman the Hindu Monkey TricksterGod
>~§~ thee Prizc ov Existenz iz Ætern'l Warfær 'n' Creativ Playf'llniz ~§~
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