Re: CHAT: Hair (was: Orange)

LOL - I bet the apes thought the scientists were looking for ticks...


>From: J Y S Czhang <czhang23@...>
>Reply-To: Constructed Languages List <CONLANG@...>
>To: CONLANG@LISTSERV.BROWN.EDU
>Subject: Re: CHAT: Hair (was: Orange)
>Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2002 13:41:43 EDT
>
>In a message dated 06/13/2002 09.45.18 AM, cathode_ray00@HOTMAIL.COM
>writes:
>
> >Neat - I didn't know we had the same number of hairs as apes - I just
>feel
> >sorry for the poor sods that had to sit there and count them all...
>
>     ::imagines scientists counting their own and each others body hair,
>then
>comparing with various utterly pleased and puzzled apes::
>     ::tries to imagine what the apes thought of this behavior, perhaps
>"wow!
>the Humans are finally learning to be social! They are grooming us!":::
>     *giggloctet*
>
>... talkin' of scientists... from the July 2002 issue of _Asimov's Science
>Fiction_:
>
>     EIGHT THINGS NOT TO DO OR SAY WHEN A MAD SCIENTIST
>MOVES INTO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD
>
>     "I'm right next door. Just holler if you need anything."
>
>     Let your cat out.
>
>     "Why are your glasses so thick?"
>
>     Go through his garbage looking for body parts.
>
>     "Exactly what is it that you do for a living?"
>
>     Teach your children that the world is made up
>     of many different kinds of people and we all
>     have to learn to be tolerant and love one another.
>
>     "Did you hear that bloodcurdling scream last night?"
>
>     Invite him to a potluck.
>
>                         ---- Bruce Boston
>
>Hanuman Zhang /'hanuma~n  dZahN/
>Avatar of Sun WuKong, a.k.a. "Monkey," a.k.a. "TricksterGod of Chinese
>Boxers"
>
>~ om hung hanumatay rudratmakai hung phat ~
>     mantra to Hanuman the Hindu Monkey TricksterGod
>
>~§~  thee Prizc ov Existenz iz Ætern'l Warfær 'n' Creativ Playf'llniz  ~§~



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