cell phone friendly conlang

With the rise of cell phones, I believe that there should be a cell
phone friendly language. To make it cell phone friendly the only phonemes
would be the first letter on each key. I would probably make a and j the
only vowels, but I could also add m as a vowel which would sound like the
russian N or /i/ just because they look related.  I could also add w as a
semivowel to sound like /u/ at the end of a word and /w/ at the beginning.
Just an idea.

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