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From:Heather Fleming <hfleming@...>
Date:Friday, November 28, 2003, 0:22
> > that are so similar to each other that they are probably mutually > > intelligible, which makes all that bickering especially pointless. > > ...all the "euroclones" (and the are the overwhelming majority) > are close to 100% mutually intelligible.
Reminds me of this: "I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said 'Stop! don't do it!' 'Why shouldn't I?' he said. I said, 'Well, there's so much to live for!' He said, 'Like what?' I said, 'Well... are you religious or atheist?' He said, 'Religious.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?' He said, 'Christian.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?' He said, 'Protestant.' I said, 'Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?' He said, 'Baptist!' I said, 'Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist church of god or Baptist church of the lord?' He said, 'Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you original Baptist church of god, or are you reformed Baptist church of god?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god!' I said, 'Me too! Are you reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?' He said, 'Reformed Baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!' I said,! 'Die, heretic scum,' and pushed him off." Heather ------- My e-mail is web-based and ornery and protective of its reply-to field. Therefore, replies will be most likely be directed at me, not the list, unless you make it otherwise. Apologies for any inconvenience. _____________________________________________________________ Save rainforest for free with a Planet-Save.com e-mail account: http://www.planet-save.com