Re: CHAT: A pretty bad language joke :]
From: | Frank George Valoczy <valoczy@...> |
Date: | Thursday, April 12, 2001, 3:34 |
On Thu, 12 Apr 2001, andrew wrote:
> Am 04/11 12:01 Frank George Valoczy yscrifef:
> > On Tue, 10 Apr 2001, Barry Garcia wrote:
> >
> > > My great grandfather was a farmer in Kansas. Every morning he'd eat (I
> > > think) eggs, biscuits and gravy, and steak or bacon or sausage. He lived
> > > to be about 92.
> >
> > My great grandfather lived to 99, and first thing in the morning he had a
> > cup of home-made plum brandy, then ate the breakfast I described. During
> > the day he drank about a litre of plum brandy and smoked 3 packs of the
> > harshest unfiltered cigarettes in the world...
> >
> Gosh, imagine how long these gentlemen would have lived if they had had
> healthy diets then? :)
I don't think he'd have lived that long then. It is also worth mentioning
that he died the day that he decided he's not going to work today...
-------ferko
Ferenc Gy. Valoczy
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