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Re: CHAT: A pretty bad language joke :]

From:Frank George Valoczy <valoczy@...>
Date:Thursday, April 12, 2001, 3:34
On Thu, 12 Apr 2001, andrew wrote:

> Am 04/11 12:01 Frank George Valoczy yscrifef: > > On Tue, 10 Apr 2001, Barry Garcia wrote: > > > > > My great grandfather was a farmer in Kansas. Every morning he'd eat (I > > > think) eggs, biscuits and gravy, and steak or bacon or sausage. He lived > > > to be about 92. > > > > My great grandfather lived to 99, and first thing in the morning he had a > > cup of home-made plum brandy, then ate the breakfast I described. During > > the day he drank about a litre of plum brandy and smoked 3 packs of the > > harshest unfiltered cigarettes in the world... > > > Gosh, imagine how long these gentlemen would have lived if they had had > healthy diets then? :)
I don't think he'd have lived that long then. It is also worth mentioning that he died the day that he decided he's not going to work today... -------ferko Ferenc Gy. Valoczy Suurt chugunikka peene ahjo suhe et toukka. Virtual Votia - Vaddjamaa Internetaza: http://www.geocities.com/uralica railways page: http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/3976/ 25kV 50Hz: http://www.mp3.com/25kV50Hz