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Re: CHAT: A pretty bad language joke :]

From:Frank George Valoczy <valoczy@...>
Date:Wednesday, April 11, 2001, 19:00
> > I have a funny story...I went into a cafe the first time I was in Paris, > > in 1995 (well, maybe second time; I was two months away from being born > > there!). I asked what is a croque monsieur, and the man there told me to > > leave... > > What a strange reaction! I know that in Paris, cafés are quite unwelcoming with > foreigners, but I wouldn't have thought of such a reaction! After all, most of > their income comes from tourists... Well, even for people from the province like > me, they are not very nice, so...
It wasn't really in a touristy area, it was hidden in a side street near Gare du Nord.
> > then I went to another place, where they were nice and told me > > what it is, and I had three, and afterwards I had a big argument with > > the > > waiter, I left him 10 francs for pourboire and he yells at me, you > > forgot > > your money, and I said, no that's for you, he said, but you already > > paid, > > I said, yes I know, that's a pourboire, and he didn't seem to > > understand, > > he kept trying to give it back, until I decided, enough of this and left > > the cafe and the money there... > > > > In some cafés, waiters are forbidden to get pourboires, because service is > already included in the price you paid. I suppose he didn't want you to give > your money for nothing. Did you speak French? With an accent? Parisians seem to > expect that everyone speak French without any accent (they don't understand that > they are the ones with an accent :) ), and if you speak with an accent they get > very annoyed easily. Don't ask me why, I never understood how a Parisian mind > works...
I spoke French yes, but I wasn't consciously making an effort to speak Standard French, thus it was probably mostly Joual...making me look like a lumberjack or fur-trapper, I guess ;) -------ferko Ferenc Gy. Valoczy Suurt chugunikka peene ahjo suhe et toukka. Virtual Votia - Vaddjamaa Internetaza: http://www.geocities.com/uralica railways page: http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/3976/ 25kV 50Hz: http://www.mp3.com/25kV50Hz