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Re: IAL Re: another new language to check out

From:Mark P. Line <mark@...>
Date:Wednesday, June 30, 2004, 3:18
David Peterson said:

> Okay, I'm obviously not going to remember the name of this IAL, but it's > website was gorgeous, with a flash intro and everything, and it had a > correspondance course that they expected you to pay real money for, etc.
Clearly, I've been missing out on an opportunity. Effective immediately, Polymathix is offering a correspondence course on Classical Yiklamu. This 12-year course will acquaint the motivated student with the full breadth and depth of the language. On day 1, you will master the sounds, writing and grammar of Classical Yiklamu. The remainder of the course will be dedicated to vocabulary training. This exciting course is available to you for the low, low fee of $5,000 per year. What's better, you can even pre-pay for the entire course at a cost of only $50,000 -- a savings to you of TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS! That's money in your pocket, folks. You can't afford to turn down this limited-time offer! Contact <registrar@...> today to learn Classical Yiklamu -- the simplest, least ambiguous, most ethnically neutral and lexically richest auxiliary language the world has ever known! World peace is in your hands, and it's your own funeral if you drop it! -- Mark