From: "John Cowan"
> Sally Caves scripsit:
> >
> > John Cowan wrote:
> >
> > > It's my wife's sister's name. Her father used to say:
> > >
> > > I knew a little girl
> > > and her name was Ruth
> > > She lost her tooth
> > > in a telephone booth.
> > >
> > > No rude words there.
> >
> > And then, forsooth,
> > She hired a sleuth
> > To tell her the truth
> > That they found her tooth
> > (While it sounds uncouth!)
> > In a bottle of vermouth.
>
> In downtown Duluth.
Cue Dr. Seuth.
(Apologies to Irina who must now be ruing the moment she ever engaged in
this thread.)
Kou