Re: Yûomaewec: Example and evaluation

 --- Christopher Wright <faceloran@...> wrote: >
> >( except of course people in essex
> >don't need to be able to spell in the first place
> >;')
>
> Why wouldn't they?
>
sorry, in-joke for the englishers on the list. essex
is famed for producing girls who are pale of hair,
feeble of intellect, and easy of morals. and for
producing boys that actually find these people
attractive. essex girl jokes are therefore rife:

how do you tell an essex girl's been using your
computer ?
—tippex on the screen

how does an essex girl turn the light on in the
morning ?
—open the door of the ford cortina

how do you make an essex girl's eyes light up ?
—shine a torch in her ear

it's been claimed that chatham ( a town on the river
medway in the kentish thames estuary ) is the new
chatham, but its inhabitants have darker greasier
hair, bigger earrings, and a very different accent (
characteristic : prolongued vowels, particularly [&]
).

all stereotypes, but it's scary how much truth there
is in them.

bn

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