If they could only keep off the drugs ...

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Genierc and Super Vaigra (Caiils) available online!
Msot trsuted onlnie soruce!
Cilais or (Spuer Vagira)
takes affect right away;
FOR SUEPR VAIRGA CLCIK HREE
Btoh prdocuts shpiped dsicertely to yuor door
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Twisted minds produce twisted conlangs, obviously!
If only they would keep off the drugs!

Any "reconstructions", "decipherings" or whatever, of this set of statements?
It's obviously not English, or at least not any recognizable form of English.
Perhaps the writer is an "unfortuante desendet" of a drug-related
mind-twisting experiment in the late 50s-early 60s; perhaps an alien
"abucteeth" who escaped being brainwashed by virtue of not having a working
brain in the first place; perhaps ... perhaps!

And Merry Christmas to those of that faith; Hanukkah Tova to those of that
faith; and I have no doubt missed out many other faiths.  Fight over it
amongst yourselves, please - I don't want to be involved.
--
Wesley Parish
* * *
Clinersterton beademung - in all of love.  RIP James Blish
* * *
Mau e ki, "He aha te mea nui?"
You ask, "What is the most important thing?"
Maku e ki, "He tangata, he tangata, he tangata."
I reply, "It is people, it is people, it is people."