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Re: OT: mathematicians (Was: Re: Results of Poll by Email No. 27)

From:H. S. Teoh <hsteoh@...>
Date:Tuesday, April 8, 2003, 16:14
On Tue, Apr 08, 2003 at 11:43:05AM -0400, John Cowan wrote:
> H. S. Teoh scripsit: > > > Putting these together, you can think of 0 as the empty set, 1 as the set > > that contains the empty set, 2 as the set containing the 0 and 1 (i.e., > > the empty set and the set that contains the empty set), ad infinitum. In > > other words, the entire field of mathematics is made of empty sets; all > > theorems are ultimately just pronouncements about empty sets. Now we know > > where mathematicians dispose their cups after consuming all that > > coffee.[2] > > If they happen to be topologists, of course, they deform them into doughnuts > and dunk them in a new cup of coffee.
[snip] And if they were geometrists, they'd build a 4-dimensional Moebius cup, so that the cup can never be emptied. (Because even after they've drunk the coffee, it's technically still in the cup---there is only one surface, and the inside *is* the outside). :-P T -- Recently, our IT department hired a bug-fix engineer. He used to work for Volkswagen.