Klingons

<sigh> Unfortunately, this should be of no particular suprise to
anyone here.  There are *tons* of languages which have just a
handful of speakers left (as any cursory reading of the ethnologue
will show), and so the sad fact is that the Onion, in this case, has
some serious content to it. ;)

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Tom Wier <artabanos@...>
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