Re: CHAT: F.L.O.E.S.
From: | Andreas Johansson <andjo@...> |
Date: | Wednesday, February 25, 2004, 9:44 |
Quoting And Rosta <a.rosta@...>:
> Tristan:
> > I have a job at IKEA.
>
> I'll thank you not to mention such unspeakable things!
>
> If I ever organize an international terror network
> of mujahideen sworn to destroy the canker that destroys
> the fabric of virtuous society, its target of targets
> will be that swedish fount of evil. Like most people,
> I used to be mildly pro-Sweden until I was cast into
> the inferno that is I**a. Now blue and yellow -- and
> the Scandinavian style consensual egalitarian social
> democracy embodied by that den of iniquity -- fills me
> with unutterable horror.
I'm not exactly IKEA's greatest fan, but what exactly makes it a "fount of
evil" and an "inferno"?
It occurs to me, BTW, that with a slight improvement of spelling _icea_ [itSa]
could be a nice Meghean word. Now, "evil" is already provided for (_magel_, in
honour of you know which conlang), so I guess it's gonna mean "good".
Also, how do Downundrians pronounce "IKEA"? Some monstrosity like [ajki:@], no
doubt? (Swedish [Ike:a])
Andreas
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