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Re: CHAT: F.L.O.E.S.

From:Andreas Johansson <andjo@...>
Date:Wednesday, February 25, 2004, 9:44
Quoting And Rosta <a.rosta@...>:

> Tristan: > > I have a job at IKEA. > > I'll thank you not to mention such unspeakable things! > > If I ever organize an international terror network > of mujahideen sworn to destroy the canker that destroys > the fabric of virtuous society, its target of targets > will be that swedish fount of evil. Like most people, > I used to be mildly pro-Sweden until I was cast into > the inferno that is I**a. Now blue and yellow -- and > the Scandinavian style consensual egalitarian social > democracy embodied by that den of iniquity -- fills me > with unutterable horror.
I'm not exactly IKEA's greatest fan, but what exactly makes it a "fount of evil" and an "inferno"? It occurs to me, BTW, that with a slight improvement of spelling _icea_ [itSa] could be a nice Meghean word. Now, "evil" is already provided for (_magel_, in honour of you know which conlang), so I guess it's gonna mean "good". Also, how do Downundrians pronounce "IKEA"? Some monstrosity like [ajki:@], no doubt? (Swedish [Ike:a]) Andreas

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Tristan McLeay <kesuari@...>
Mark J. Reed <markjreed@...>
And Rosta <a.rosta@...>Hymn to Ikea (was: Re: Re: CHAT: F.L.O.E.S.