Re: OT: What? the clean-shaven outnumber the bearded? "Yer Ugly Mug," etc

    At various times in My Notoriously Colourful Past, I have called my
grrlfriends * "partners-in-crime" ;)
    Sometimes that _was_ the bloody honest truth, too  ::BiG CHeSHiRe CaT
GRiNNie::

    *  biologically female or transgendered --- grifters and strippers,
streetwalkers and shoplifters, partygirls and call-girls, etc.

    A "really hot looking babe" can be such a wonderful "asset" when
distracting typically over-sexed American security guard types or even
notoriously hormonally-deranged police officers.
    Or a "direct asset" in pulling a Murphy or any number of cons on "Big
Suits" (men with lotsa money).

    As one ex-grrlfriend friend said to me recently: "It was always more
about the kicks [thrills] and the dope [heroin] than the kinkiness." Now that
we are both Clean & Sober (and criminally-inactive), ... er... she thinks she
can now own me *gulp!* and I mean in the hardcore bloodplay/S&M domintrax way
*eek!* (I don't look good in latex and leash anyway...)

    With friends like these... who bleedin' needs enemies. (but, also, with
ferociously loyal friends like these, pity the poor foolish enemies...)

---
Hanuman Zhang (aka "Z")
WOG (Wiley Oriental Gentleman ;)
Avatar of Sun WuKong, a.k.a _Ma-Lau_ ("Monkey")
a.k.a. "TricksterGod of the Glorious Anti-Imperialist Chinese Boxers";
¡¡¡  TricksterShapeShifterIncarnate  !!!

<=  thee prIs ov X.iztenz iz aetern'l warfaer 'N' kreativ playf'llnizz...  =>

    =>  om hung hanumatay rudratmakai hung phat  <=
    mantra to Hanuman the Hindu Monkey TricksterGod

>Finally a religious statement I can agree with:
>the Zoroastrian teaching that it is a sin for a person to be boring.
"Life is all a great joke, but only the brave ever get the point."
                                    - Kenneth Rexroth

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