Re: HUMOUR: Reformas del español (was: "EuroEnglish": is this for real???)

On Thu, 5 Oct 2000 14:43:10 -0400, Roger Mills <romilly@...> wrote:

>A nice coincidence.  A "five year plan" for the reform of Spanish
>orthography showed up today on _Ideolingua_, the Spanish-lang. conlang
>list.
>You can read the whole thing at their archive on e-groups, Message #693
>I'll just quote the final outcome:
>
>Sera poko enrredao en prinsipio, y ablaremo komo
>fubolita yugolabo, pero depue todo etranjero beran ke
>tarea de aprender nuebo idioma rresultan ma fasi.
>Profesore terminaran benerando akademiko ke an desidio
>ase rrreformas klabes para ke sere umano ke bibimo en
>nasione ispanoablante gosemo berdaderamente del idioma
>de Serbante y Kebedo.
>
>Eso si: nunka asetaremo ke potensia etranjera token
>kabeyo de letra eñe. Eñe rrepresenta balore ma elebado
>de tradision ispanika y primero kaeremo mueto ante ke
>asetar bejasione a simbolo ke a sio korason
>bibifikante de itoria katisa epanola unibersa.
I haven't checked out the whole thing, but I notice that while final and
preconsonantal /s/ have usually been dropped, they still occur in a few
places: ispanoablante, ispanika, rrreformas klabes?
And some of my best friends are Yugoslavian soccer players, too;-)

Jeff