Quoting Tristan Mc Leay <kesuari@...>:
> 3: Most conspiracies that I learn about lack marketing departments and
> thus use descriptive but not memoriable names. This particular
> conspiracy is in fact the merger of three conspiracies, who realised
> they would be better able to screw with my mind if they joined: The
> Conspiracy of English Teachers who Read Shakespeare, The Conspiracy
> of Religioustypes who Insist Upon the King James Version of the Bible
> and The Conspiracy of Confusion. The Conspiracy of Confusion's name
> doesn't appear in the merged conspiracy's name mostly because they
> realised that by including it, everything would become evident, so
> more confusion would be spread by *not* including it.
I'm sure they're all pawns of the Commie Nazi Jew Albanian Illuminati anyway.
Andreas