Re: Some crazy person....

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 > Date:    Sat, 25 Oct 2003 20:54:35 -0400 From:    Christopher Wright
 > <faceloran@...> Subject: Some crazy person....
 >
 > Here follows a message I received today.
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 >
 >> Dear reader ,
 >>
 >> I have had speical contact with your people for I am one of you now
 >> my name is Matari Queen of all vampires you see I need help how to
 >> survive the moral world I wear sunglasses when I go out I can speak
 >> Fampond .
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 >> Please return
 >>
 >> Matari
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 >
 > I get about five times as much traffic through my paltry website with
 > a 'vampire' language there, but this is the first time I've gotten
 > someone like this. She speaks Fampónd? All eighty words of it, I
 > expect, and what miniscule grammar I had assembled before consigning
 > it to limbo. It's quite amusing.
 >
 > ~wright
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Oh, you just aren't mean enough!  Time to do to her what I do to the
telemarketers who used to get though: mess with their head!!
Ask her questions about the grammar of Fampónd.  Ask her vocabulary
questions.  Hey, maybe she'll even complete the language for you!
Shoot, poke holes in her logic.  If she "just became one of you" how is
it that she's the queen already?  If all else fails, make fun of her
typos.  Ask her if the "moral" world is different from the "mortal" world.

Yeah, those vampire fanatics can be a trip, eh?

Have fun!
Jim
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