More Microconlanging

Given the fun we've been having with "burzeon staoch", I thought I'd set up
a similar exercise. Can anyone come up with a suitably creative analysis of
"htwvitbveuotkvwvahfi ihv ehenvhxawlvi hinbvtbeywlv, wlveuotvhxvitkawlv,
hewlvhf-tkeuonvhihtenvt anvtv iuonvwcviuoiuohvatbveywlv"?

If you want to know what it really means, go to
http://mercury.ccil.org/~cowan/essential.html

However, it may be a lot more fun to do your own analysis first.

Pete