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Re: infotainment: LANGUAGE EXPERTS SPEAK TO THE FUTURE

From:<bjm10@...>
Date:Tuesday, June 13, 2000, 15:45
On Tue, 13 Jun 2000, Jonathan Chang wrote:

> An earthen berm, implanted with magnets, will mark the boundaries of the > toxic dump. Chambers with granite-slab walls, buried near the surface to
Ooh, implant them with "come find me" things...
> The messages will be written in seven languages, including English, > Chinese, Russian and Navajo. Pictographs will relate universal messages on
Let's hope there are some good paleolinguists around then...
> Pictographs, such as the symbols that represent pedestrian crossings and > no-smoking areas, transcend written language with simple visual cues.
Heh. Ha. BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
> The pictographs at the Waste Isolation Pilot Plant in New Mexico will > include drawings that warn of the harm caused by digging and drilling at the > site.
We hope...
> messages to others beings in the universe. "To me, the question is not 'Would > another civilization be smart enough to talk with us?' but, 'Can they be dumb > enough?' " Vakoch said.
Here's a scary thought--what if WE are "the Ancients"? What if WE are the smart ones?
> Radio technology, which has been used to broadcast messages to space, is > only about 60 years old on Earth, he said, though it is possible that radio > is rather primitive to other civilizations in the universe.
And it's also possible that "put rock on rock" is still too high-tech for the rest of the universe to understand. We never hear about that possibility.
> One of the challenges in sending messges to space is to send messages > that show our sophistication rather than our ignorance, he said. > "If we're going to communicate with another civilization, we have to show > that we're an advanced civilization. The first impression could make a big > difference."
I'd say if we want to communicate, we need to show that we're so no-loadin' badass evil in the whole o' Hell that NOBODY can mess with us and survive. Anybody remember what happened to the Tasmanians?