Re: Off Topic: Something I found

D Tse wrote:
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> Would this be anyone on this list?
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> http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=41543&pagenumber
> =4
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> matt_mcl
> Member
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> Registered: Mar 1999
> Posts: 4503
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> I used to eat paper.
>
> I'm a total pyro. My ex bought me an aromatherapy candle and it's like
> candy. I dip my fingers in the wax, break the wax off, and watch it melt. I
> love fire, melting wax... anything like that.
>
> I try to step exactly twice (left-right or right-left) or exactly once in
> every square on the sidewalk. Sometimes I have to jolt in order to get back
> in synch.
>
> Or I'll be looking down as I walk along, with my finger pointed out like a
> little phaser, and try to vaporize each square on the sidewalk before I get
> to it, while walking normally.I can't vaporize a square I'm standing on or
> the rapid nadion reaction will get me too.
>
> I sing along to my walkman out loud in metro stations (but never on the
> train itself) and while walking along. When this is for some reason unsafe
> or impossible, I'll mouth the words, or I'll fingerspell the initial letter
> of each word in the song.
>
> I find myself using words from all of the languages I know when in
> conversation. (French, Spanish, Esperanto, and a sprinkling of German,
> Italian, and ASL.)
>
> I invent languages.
It's almost me. I don't have an ex that gave me an aromatherapy candle,
I sing out loud on the train itself too, and I don't just fingerspell
the initial letter, I fingerwrite the whole word in cursive - even
though I rarely use cursive. Also, I don't know enough Spanish,
Esperanto, Italian, or ASL to use them in conversation - although I do
use the odd French or German words, and I often have conversations with
other people in my German class using some ungodly German/English
amalgam.

Other than those few things, it's me.

--
Robert

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