Re: my meat isn't fresh enough?

--- christopher carter <cscfon@...> wrote:
> Well all, I thought I would consolidate my responses
> into one email to go
> easy on your inboxes.  :)
Very much appreciated!  :->

> First of all, I am sorry to confuse "some" of you
> with my last subject
> heading "fresh meat", but if I am to be confused
> with PORN SPAM.....  so be it, I can live with that.
Wow, porn spam!?  Geez, you've got a creative head
there!  =:-O

> My career?  I am a union stage manager for opera and
> theatre.  Based in NYC, but work around the country.
Must be quite interesting, much better than my stuffy
job at this damn brokerage  :-/

> Just a quick greeting in my conlang Dafhkin to whet
> the appetite:
>        Gatsyku?       /'gatsiku/    'how are you?'
> (a contraction of older forms of those words)
Wow, is that how you spell "wet" in that phrase?! Call
me stupid (...I'm sure somebody is lurking here who
already does...), but I never knew that.

Your greeting seems a bit Japanesesque to me.... like
yoroshiku, gatsyku  :-J

In Vya:a:h (...which I abbreviate as Vyh., because I
hate to show a/umlaut by a: but have to...), "how are
you" is simply _mitox kuud_ or to many, _mitox kuut_.
You should look at YHL's webpage for many conlang
greetings; she'll surely give you the address if you
want it  :-)

> But for the first real lesson.  I shall go with a
> recent topic.  Besides, it is more fun.
> Pornographic terms.  I have had quite
> a few for a while now.
What a risque topic... it's fine by me, though... I
don't mind.

> I won't dare offend you all with the rather risque
> ones, but a few for now.
> [Using the Kirscenbaum IPA system]
That'd be a good idea.

> 'blow job'         tomborg           /'tOmbOrg/
Alrighty!  Wow... nice starter  =:-O

> 'doggy style'      burqig tyr     /'br-kI tir<trl>/
Yikes!  Never even crossed my mind to put this into a
conlang...

> 'dildo'            dyldo             /'dildo/
A loan-word or cognate?

> 'frottage'         frottadj          /frot'tadZ/
*totally embarrassed*  I have NO idea what this
means... is it safe to ask?

> 'lesbian'          topela           /'topEl@/
> (c.f. '2 pipes')
Are you saying that two pipes refers to a lesbian?
/head tilted/  Hmm, don't get it... is it like a
fallic symbol or something?  I think it is Portuguese
which has the slang term "zapatao" for lesbian - which
makes me think of a shoe, b/c Spanish "zapato".

> 'rim job'          rymorg            /'r<trl>imOrg/
Know the meaning but wow!  =O

Nice word-list, anyhow... guess I have nothing to
share on this topic at the moment.

Matt33


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