God-Jokes (was: Re: Unamerican )
|From:||Steg Belsky <draqonfayir@...>|
|Date:||Wednesday, May 3, 2000, 17:28|
On Wed, 3 May 2000 09:57:47 -0500 "Carlos Eugenio Thompson (EDC)"
> 5) Batistuta and some ohter famous football (soccer) player had a
> Each claimed to have been send by God. Since it seems to be no
> they called Maradona in and asked Maradona answered "You both are
> wrong. I
> have not sent anybody".-
This reminds me of a joke we used to tell about three teachers in my
highschool (names changed for security reasons ;-) ):
Ram, Rat, and Rap all (HhV"Sh) die on the same day and go up to the
Heavenly Court where God is presiding, sitting on the Throne of Glory.
God asks Rat, "what do you believe?"
Rat answers, "i believe that students should never go hungry, and should
always have cookies during class."
God responds, "that is a good answer, come sit next to me."
God asks Rap, "what do you believe?"
Rap answers, "i believe that students should have great learning all day
and great conversation all night."
God responds, "that is a good answer, come sit on my other side."
God asks Ram, "what do you believe?"
Ram answers, "i believe that you're sitting in my chair."
"a bisl zun, a bisl regn, a ruik ort dem kop çu legn;
abi gezint, ken men gliklex zain..."