HUMOUR (lingua vulgaris) Re: .com/religion

NOTE: use of the vulgar vernacular in the following is not intended to be
offensive nor sacrilegious.

"SHIT HAPPENS" IN SELECTED WORLD RELIGIONS & PHILOSOPHIES

1> Taoism/Daoism: Shit Happens (Go With The Flow)

2> Buddhism: If Shit Happens, It Isn't Really Shit (It's just in your head)

3> Zen/Ch'an: What's The Sound of Shit Happenin'?

4> Hinduism: This Shit Has Happened Before (Many Times)

5> Confucianism: Confucius Say Shit Happen (& Ya Better Humbly Honor The Shit
Of Your Ancestors...)

6> Islam: If Shit Happens, It Is Written That It's The Will Of Allah

7> Judaism: Why Does Shit Always Seem To Happen to Us? Why Were We "Chosen"
For This Shit?

8> Catholic Christianity: If Shit Happens, I Richly Deserve It - Good & Bad

9> Protestant Christianity: Let Shit Happen To Someone Else (or At Least In
Someone Else's Backyard...)

10> Hedonistic/Materialistic Capitalism: Dough Makes Life's Shit Sandwhich
Taste Better

11> Neo-Paganism: This Shit Is Our Mother, Our Mother is the Earth (All Hail
SpaceShit Mother Earth...)

12> Baha'i: All the Incomplete Shits Of The Past Are Comin' Together Inta One
Big Happy Happenin' Complete Shit

13> Atheism: I Don't Fuckin' Believe This Shit is Happenin'

14> New Age: We Pick and Choose Our Shit and It’s So Fuckin’ Neat (But This
Shit Ain’t Exactly Cheap...)

15> Futurism/Dadaism/Fluxus/Chaoticism: Happenin' Shit Happens To Be Happily
Happenin' (& It's Deadly Serious Fun[ny] Bizness) [On with the Show, Go With
The Flow]

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