Re: Me Ugly Mug (jara: Yer Ugly Mug is open for business!)

Dirk Elzinga scripsit:

> Didn't you read the occupation? I'm a college professor; So blackmail
> me all you want -- I don't *have* any money!
Why would you assume that all blackmail demands are for money?  Maybe I'll
make you give A's to the undeserving.  (I remember a mystery, details
forgotten, which depended on the fact that a student had cheated on an
exam -- by bribing the professor to set questions that the student
had himself chosen in advance.)

> (Do you know how long it's
> been since someone has called me "Dirkster"?! CZhang did a few years
> ago and felt my wrath ...)
Exactly.

--
Evolutionary psychology is the theory           John Cowan
that men are nothing but horn-dogs,             http://www.ccil.org/~cowan
and that women only want them for their money.  http://www.reutershealth.com
        --Susan McCarthy (adapted)              jcowan@reutershealth.com