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Re: g0miileg0, v3rzjen 1.2, fraekt0 1 <mega-long>

From:Andreas Johansson <and_yo@...>
Date:Monday, February 10, 2003, 20:14
I'm too tired to look thru' this with much attention right now, but I
thought I'd just point out that the Earth's ice caps don't hold sufficient
ice to raise the sea levels by more than ~65 meters.

                                                   Andreas

Czhang wrote:
>hijaa gom-leg0-serii h0mii! (HiYa Con-Language-list people!) > g0miileg0 per juu leg0-viz ludo biilau .... >------------------------------------------------------- > >"Some Languages Are Crushed to Powder but Rise Again as New Ones" > - title of the chapter on pidgins and creoles in _The Power of Babel: >A >Natural History of Language_ by John McWhorter, 2001 CE >----------------------------------------------------------------------- > >CONCULTURAL NOTE: > > In response to floods in South Asia in 2122 CE, the UN and the UNEP >(UN >Environmental Programme) sent flood-control engineers and peacekeeping >police >from the Netherlands, Gurkhas from Nepal and French Foreign Legionaires to >India [Bharat] - one of the first nations of many nations to be hit worst >(besides Bangladesh and Pakistan). > Besides the many experienced, "battle-hardened" flood-control experts >from the Netherlands, Japan and Italy - who directed and strategized the >"Bharat UN Relief Campaign" - volunteer emergency aid workers and >support-and-supply technicians came from Germany; Russia; China; the United >States (mainly Californians); Mexico; Brazil; Canada; Great Britain; Spain; >Israel; Egypt; Saudi Arabia; Australia; New Zealand and the Maori Autonomy >of >Aotearoa; Polynesia Libre; Indonesia; Brunei and Azania (New South Africa). >They all quickly learned both new terraforming tactics and the "Restricted >Englishes" or ESP ("Englishes for Specific/Special Purposes") called >_EmergencySpeak_ and _PoliceSpeak_. By late 2123, an estimated 3 million >volunteers and 125,000 rescue and police dogs had descended on India. >Amongst >these volunteers were the true pioneers of terraforming. > Meanwhile UNESCO technicians worked on saving "World Heritage >Treasures" >- invaluable cultural resources and artifacts - and a massive effort to >rapidly relocate the Bibliotheca Alexandrina of Alexandria, Egypt before >flooding in Egypt drowned the library. > The Campaign was headquartered in Varanasi (formerly Benares), in >north >central India, on the Ganges River in Uttar Pradesh State. [One of India's >oldest cities, Varanasi is the holiest city of the Hindus. The city is also >sacred to Buddhists, Jains, and Sikhs. (The city is also home headquarters >to >a nationally known and respected "semi-unorthodox, renegade" Franciscan >order >notorious for wearing saffron robes instead of brown habits,"Hindu-izing >Christian ideas," and generally carrying on like _sadhu_, "holy men"). >Being >a cultural centre, it is additionally home to the Benares Hindu and >Sanskrit >Universities and to the new location of the Bibliotheca Alexandrina.] > During 2123-2136, a rapid succession of polar ice melts triggered by >both >Global Warming trends and a wave of global volcanic activity, extreme >flooding of coastal areas world-wide occurred - drastically raising the sea >level approximately 150-175 metres above "normal" level. Not only did >millions lose their lives to the flooding, volcanic activity, tsunamis or >landslides, massive refugee exoduses - accompanied by famines and pandemics >- >created severe socio-economic upheavals and regional armed conflicts. >Governments fell and whole countries were torn apart and devastated in the >Global Refugee Wars - outright genocidal warfare and use of tactical >nuclear >devices by some countries made a bad situation even worse. Not only >civilization but all ideas of humanity itself and human existence seemed >quite threatened. > The UN Bharat Relief Campaign fell apart in the wake of this >increasingly >_global_ disaster. By late 2137, most of the Campaigners, who had the >means, >left for what remained of their countries, families and homes. Quite a few >commited suicide. > Still others - 410,617 according to 2138 census and citizenship data >- >settled in various parts of "unflooded" India - "either by defiant heroic >choice or by utterly mind-numbed dire circumstance - or both" as one >Indian >English-language reporter wrote. > In 2139, Asoka, a newly created suburban area of Varanasi was given to >a >626 member UNESCO group [a group predominately Dutch, Italian, Japanese, >South African, French Polynesian, and Californian] as "Eternal Thanks from >the People of Bharat" by the Indian government after popular grass-root >demands were vigourously voiced by grateful Indian citizens of all walks of >life. > The 193 children of these Campaigners and some of their Indian >schoolmates (as well as some of their CyberSpace friends from around the >world) created their own language. Distinct from their parents' many >different languages, the expanded English creole called "CampaignSpeak" >they >grew up with and that of the Indian languages, it started as >semi-secretive, >slangy, polyglot-lexifier code-language that rather rapidly became a pidgin >... > Beginning in 2168 CE - as the first years of the New Ice Age began, it >is >_their_ children (and their Indian and CyberSpace friends) who - with the >"non-authoritarian assistance and eagerly curious encouragement" of their >much beloved, iconoclastic Montessori school teacher Sri Guru Brother Paolo >Krishnamurti Mezzofanti Buzzi-Dass - created the mesolect creole form >called >_g0miileg0_, the "lingua franca" - besides Wurld Inglis, Mandarin and >Spanish >- that was to be eventually taken to the stars by the Jaganatium-Drive >multi-generational spaceships of the late 23rd Century CE... > >----------------------------------------------------------------------- > >g0miileg0, v3rzjen 1.2, fraekt0 1 > >_g0miileg0_ /g@U.mi:leg@U/ -=- [beautiful-]junk-language -=- > _muIltiigløssa Nii0-Dzjii0-Fjuutsj3r0-izm0 krii0 >mes0leg0kit_ > (a polyglot, "Neo-Geo-Futurist" creole mesolect) > _g0mii_ - from Japanese "gomi" - has a higher aesthetic (and >paracultural) value than mere _dzjaangk_ /dZA:nk/ "junk >[trash]" >or _kaka_ /ka:ka:/ "[unrecyclable] shit/caca" - & - >distantly relateable with PIE * kom-, Latin _com_ , _co-_ & PIE >*gel-, Latin _glomus_, _glomer-_("ball") Latin _globus_ > _leg0_ - from Greek "lego" ("logos") and the Danish modular >construction >toy > > _s0n0leg0set_ - sound language system ("phonology") - >& _graffiileg0set_ - write language system ("orthography") > >PLIJ GOMS0N0//CONSONANTS > > g0miileg0's semi-phonemic/semi-"deviant" orthography - and g0miileg0's >writing system's _aelfazeita_ "alphazeta" - is loosely based on graphic >aspects of the IPA/X-SAMPA, "spelling reformed" Dutch, Japanese_Romaji_, >Romanized Sanskrit ...and, of course, "g0mii-m0d0" NeoGeoFuturist >style/aesthetics (influenced by Italian and Russian Futurism; >multi-national >Dadaism; Dutch and Russian Constructivism; Punk; CyberPunk science-fiction >and "Grunge" typography). > > Orthography - when it differs from ASCII-IPA (X-SAMPA) - >it is in [ ]. > >plosives p, b t, d k, g >nasals m---F [m] n N [ ng ] >- >- >fricatives f, v s, z S, Z [ sj, zj ] >h , _h [ h ] >- >approximants r\ [ r ] j >lateral approximant l [ l ]---------------------L [ Il ] >glides w-----------------------------------------w > The glide, semi-vowel /w/ is a labiodental-velar approximant >affricates tS, dZ [ tsj, dzj ] > > NOTE: Like in Dutch "turbolanguage", anything that sounds like >[ks] in word-final position is written _x_, like for example _haelix_ >"helix", >_ziirox_ "xerox" (a copy), _Djuublex_ "Dublex" (a conlang). Otherwise >(initial and medial), "zz", i.e. _aezzperim'nt0_ "experiment/experimental"; >_aezzistii_ "exist/existence"; _Aezzodo_ "Exodus" > >/l/, /r\/, /j/, /h/and /w/ are semi-vowels >to some extent - especially syllable/word-final, >/m/--/F/, /n/ and /N/ can also be "semi-vowels" > >some combined sounds: > /hw/ [ hw ] > /kw/ [ kw ] > /b_h/ [ bh ] > /d_h/ [ dh ] > /g_h/ [ gh ] > /k_h/ [ kh ] > /k_hd_h/ [ kdh ] > /sk/ [ sk ] > /skr\/ [ skr ] > /sl/ [ sl ] > /sr\/ [ sr ] > /t_h/ [ th ] > /vr\/ [vr ] > etc. > > * phonotactics: > > syllables _usually_ have a (C1)(S)V(V)(S)(C2) > > C1 - any consonant or semi-consonant > C2 - nasal, fricative or liquid > S - semi-vowel or liquid > V - vowel or diphthong > > or a (C)(S)V(V)(S)(C) phonotactical structure > > C - any consonant or semi-consonant > S - semi-vowel or liquid > V - vowel or diphthong > >consonant clusters: epenthentic schwa (indeterminate central "short" >vowel) >or > aspiration (i.e. /k_hd_h/ [kdh]) can be inserted to break up >consonant clusters "difficult" for some speakers not used to >a >language with "strong" consonant clusters, i.e. Hiberno-Irish >"fillim" or "filhm" for _film_, or, amongst Dutch >speakers, [fIlYm] in Rotterdam or [fIL@m] in Amsterdam. Some >pronunciations of _stop_ is "s'top" /s_htAp/and in rural, basilect >Tok Pisin /s@ta:p/spelled locally as "satap." > >PLIJ VAU'IL//VOWELS > >asymetrical 10 vowel system: > > i: [ ii ] u: [ uu ] > I [ i ] U [ u ] > e > @ [ ' ] > & [ ae ] >a: [ a ] A: [ aa ] Q [ o ] > ^ > | > |------with [O] and [V] as free variation allophones > > Vowel phonemes can have tense allophones in open syllables >(with or without off-glides) - lax allophones in closed syllables. > Vowels followed by a nasal [m, n, ng] can be nasalized. > > * 6 short vowels > >i /I/ as in "blip", "bit", "chip" >e /e/ (before consonants) as in "dem", "ten","zen", "pen" >ae /&/ as in "cat", "tan", "bat", "pan" > North American English /&/ is essentially [E_A], that is [E] with >advanced > tongue root. > o /Q/ as in "hot", "Glock," "dog", "gods", "bomb," "pod" > _-glom-_, "bonk", (French) _bon_ >u /U/ as in "put", "books," "to","full","good" > ' /@/ schwa - indeterminate, neutral central vowel > as in the "a" in _Cuba_ /kju:b@/... or, allophonically, the short /a/ >of >North Indian languages (i.e. the first vowel in _Punjabi_) -or- even the >aspirated "a"s in the African-American "Ebonic" Vernacular _supa killa >rappa_ ("super killer rapper") > > * 3 long vowels > >a /a:/ as in "dada", "nada", "caca" >ii /i:/ as the vowels in "green," "beep", "be", "seat", > the i in "machine", "spaghetti", "graffiti" >uu /u:/ as in "goo", "ooze", "fool", "rule", and the double o in "googol" > > * 1 "ultra-long vowel/semi-diphthong" (allophonic vowel) > >aa /A:/ with [O] and [V] as free variation allophones > > * 7 diiftong/7 diphthongs > >/aI/ [ ij ] >/aU/ [ au ] >/@U/ [ 0 ] as in _ziir0_ "zero" /zi:r@U/,_g0_, _bushiid0_, _da0_ , _0m_ >/eI/ [ ei ] as in "bastard" pronunciations of _fortei_ "forte", _kaefei_ >"cafe", _aenimei_ "anime", & in _aelfazeita_ >/ju:/ [ juu ] >/oI/ [ oi ] >/wi:/ [ wii ] > > * R-kol3r sjiva/rhotic schwa > >/3:r\/ [ 3r ] > should not be non-rhotic, i.e. the "a"s in the African-American >"Ebonic" > vernacular _supa killa rappa_ ("super killer rapper") >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - >- > >Metronomic, quasi-Japanese style of pronounciation that gives nearly equal >loudness and duration to every syllable - the loudness and duration of >syllables can be more or less uniform, with increases being used only >occasionally to signal special emphasis of a concept or loud creaky voicing >to emphasize a command. > >- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - > > ! bon kaka p3r juu! > > /bQn ka.ka p3:r\ ju:/ > > good shit to you > > "Good shit to you." > > > This greeting is a take on the popular phrase "Shit Happens!": > > > ! kaka saempa 0kor0! > > /ka.ka s&m.pa @Uk.or\.@U/ > > shit NONP happen[s]/happening > > > ^- NONP = NONPunctual aspect ... indicates a durative, habitual, or > >iterative aspect and is indifferent to the nonpast-past distinction. > > _Saempa_ evolved from _semper_/_sempre_, "always". > > > > -! oteIl0 luud0 loIl! > (Othello [a game] play fun!) > > > = S0n0 Ram. Ram S0n0. = > (Sound {is} God-Reality. God-Reality {is} Sound.) > [_Ram_ /rA:m/ is the Sanskrit word > for the infinite, formless form of the God-Reality, > the aspect worshipped by the god Hanuman] > > leg0set saempa mjuutazii > /le.g@U.set s&m.pa mju:ta.zi:/ > language always change > Lanuage is always changing. > > leg0-mjuutazii n0 raat... > /leg@U.mju:ta.zi: n@U r\A:t/ > language-change no rot > Language change is not decay. > > plij leg0 finiz vaak gom - tada - dem gom fazin mjuutaa-mjuutazii... > /plaI le.g@U fin.iz vA:k gom ta.da dem gom fa.zin >mju:ta:mju:ta.zi:/ > PLU language PAST talk together then them together FUT change-change > Languages spoken together change one another. > > = ! gw3rra leg0set kaka! ! riis3rva, saIlva, riikuu, sk0pa-g0mii aen >riizijkl0! = > (Fight Linguistic Waste! Save, Salvage, Recover, Scavenge and >Recycle!) > > >>To have another language is to possess a second soul. > > >>-- Charlemagne > > > en g0miileg0: > >= hava num3r duo leg0kit... tada : hava num3r duo breinii. = > >have number two language, ta-da, have number two brainie. > > > "One mind plus one mind equals a Third Mind." - William S. Burroughs > > = 0n0 menta plaaz 0n0 menta... tada : Num3r Trii0 Menta. = > > > = diff3rrenzii ent3ra kak0 aen mjuuzika semii-tem paen en juu kaepii. >= > > (Difference between noise and music semi-time all in you head) > > {Sometimes the difference between noise and music is all in your head} > > > - ? juu nii0 kogn0 g0miileg0, laa? > (You now know/think GomiLego, eh?) > > - ! ij-ij! mii nii0 vaak g0miileg0 mega bon. ? kogn0? nae non-bon. > (Aye-aye!, me now speak GomiLego very good. Know/think? No non-good.) > > - ! g0miileg0 n0 bruut0 leg0set! > (Gomilego is not an ugly language) > - ! ! ij-ij --- mii mega-tem raadzj'r dhat!! > (Aye-Aye, me big-time rodger that!) > > > - ? teka hava juu d0m-viida ... laa? > (Building have you home-life, eh?) > > - mii kama mii finiz tem-njuumii biz pod en sabii g0daun en Varanasi. > (Me desire me PsT time-money have pod in beautiful-old godown in >Varanasi.) > {I wish I had rented a room in an old, beautiful warehouse in >Varanasi.} > > _hava_ is inalienable possession - possession of your body, personal >belongings, your soul, etc. > _biz_ is alienable possession - possession of goods, things you stole, >property, etc. > (_biznizz_ "business", _biz-izm0_ "capitalism") > > = plij zen0-dzjen, sijb3r-mekkaan0, aen p0sii-dzjen gom hava 0n0 m0n0 - > >dem kreazii plij biiz'rra leg0set k0nexii. = --- Jasia Reichardt > > >PLU xeno-gen, cyber-machine, and poetry-gen together have one thing - > >they create PLU bizarre language-plex connexion. --- Jasia Reichardt > > >"One thing foreigners, computers, and poets have in common > >is that they make unexpected linguistic associations." --- Jasia Reichardt > > > > - plij h0mii-noid aezzi plij zoid, s0, aen uz paen viida en dzjiia... >uz > >paen plii dzjiia-dzjen. > > > Human-noids [are] animals, too, and we all live in/on [Gaia+geo]. We >all > >gia-gen [earthlings]. > > > > >Hanuman Zhang, 3-Toed-Sloth-Style Gungfu Typist ;) > >"the sloth is a chinese poet upsidedown" --- Jack Kerouac {1922-69} > >€º°`°º€ø,¸¸,ø€º°`°º€ø,¸¸,ø€º°`°º€ø,¸¸,ø€º°`°º€ø,¸¸,ø€º°`°º€€º°`°º€ø,¸~-> > > "One thing foreigners, computers, and poets have in common >is that they make unexpected linguistic associations." --- Jasia Reichardt > > "There is no reason for the poet to be limited to words, and in fact >the >poet is most poetic when inventing languages. Hence the concept of the poet >as 'language designer'." --- O. B. Hardison, Jr. > >"At some point in the next century the number of invented languages will >probably overtake the number of surviving natural languages." - Cullen >Murphy >in _Atlantic Monthly_ (October, 1995) > >"La poésie date d' aujour d'hui." (Poetry dates from today) >"La poésie est en jeu." (Poetry is in play) > --- Blaise Cendrars
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