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Re: Introductions and a question about consonants

From:Christophe Grandsire <christophe.grandsire@...>
Date:Wednesday, January 15, 2003, 20:05
En réponse à Peter Clark <peter-clark@...>:

> Yes, a little too good for its own good. :) Have you ever seen a > mail server > groan? We like to talk. A lot. Incessantly. At all hours. We're like > your > next door neighbors, who are all really nice and interesting people, > except > that we never sleep and that have a mop rag of a dog that never ceases > its > yapping and likes to nip at your heels and we all say, "Oh, isn't that > cute? > He likes you!" when you stomp over at 3 am to tell us to pipe down and > then > you crawl back into bed, thinking that you really ought to call the cops > but > we're just such nice people and that we'd be hurt (we really would be) > if we > couldn't talk, because you know that we just love to talk, so finally > you > manage to shove an entire pillow into your ear canal so that you can go > to > sleep, except then you oversleep your alarm and are late for your job > and > when you are fired we all come over to your house and say how sorry we > are > and then proceed to comment on your lovely furniture, and then someone > decides that what you need is a party to cheer you up, except that > everyone > has a little too much to drink, and someone, weaving tipsily, comes > up, > clamps a hand on your shoulder, and, waving his arm in a manner that > threatens to send your lamp crashing to the ground, gestures to the > crowd and > says, "Welcome to the family, pal." This is the Hotel Conlang: you can > check > out any time you like, but you can never leave...
GigaLOL!!!! ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) (OK, wanted actually to write one of those ROTFL.... but I lost count ;)) ) It is SO MUCH exactly like that ;)))) (except that e-mail is usually silent and you can *choose* when to read it.... if you're ready to handle 500+ e-mails in your Inbox ;))))) ). But frankly, is there anybody here who is here against his/her will? ;)))))) Christophe. http://rainbow.conlang.free.fr Take your life as a movie: do not let anybody else play the leading role.