de re lyanjenorum

> > I have a nagging feeling that I'm forgetting someone,
> > especially some of the newer members...
> > If you feel left out, PLEASE SPEAK UP! :-)
Well, I've been lurking, but THAT'S NO EXCUSE!

(Oh, who am I kidding? Of course it is.)

Lyanjen (and the conculture Shrislyaria) can be found in embryonic state at:
http://www.crosswinds.net/~shrislyaria

Zaik ziza'dait Peripet'ðotias Crislária!


> >> O, Catulle! Nates pilosas, fili, non potes asse venditare!
"...Believe me, Sonny,
That hairy rump won't make you any money."

I personally prefer:

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici,
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

Basically, "I don't write naughty verses, you motherfuckers!"

pax vobiscum,
matt