Compulsive behaviour

A couple of weeks ago, Mum and I were talking about the events in the
Balkans. It had just been announced that some of the refugees would be flown
to the UK.

I said, "Of course, I'm going to have to learn Albanian now."

With a shrug, Mum replied, "Well, it won't do you any harm."

Looks like she's used to me then. ;-)

James

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 James Campbell  james@zeugma.force9.co.uk  http://www.zeugma.force9.co.uk
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