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Re: Re : Irritating word puzzle.

From:Charles <catty@...>
Date:Monday, October 25, 1999, 17:43
John Cowan wrote:

> Rhyming poem with "month" in it: > > "The answer, then", said Doctor Brown, > > Who's worked on it a month, > n > "Isn't merely x , > n+1 > It's x ." > > n > (This trick depends on the fact that x in English is pronounced > "x to the enth".)
And that might have won the contest, if the protagonists of the story had ever taught algebra; but they accepted another trick answer instead. They were a pair of poets who made money by tutoring in any subject; they would learn the first week's lessons, then always stay a step ahead of the students. They decided there was no perfect rhyme for the "onth". Then one commented "'Tis a poor language that can't rhyme the onth in a month." Then they both re-agreed that since onth was now a word, it had become the missing rhyme. Poets have a special word "license" for such cheating.