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Re: Anyone for spelling reform?

From:Grandsire, C.A. <grandsir@...>
Date:Wednesday, October 27, 1999, 11:37
Paul Bennett wrote:
> > Came across this while cleaning out my old mail (as part of trying to make a > searchable conlang archive, but that's another story...). I wish I'd found it > during one of the "spelling reform" threads, but here it is, anyway, for your > delight and delecation... >
I come across this one approximately once per three months :) , and it is still funny. I wonder who wrote this text anyway. It must be one of the most famous texts across the web now, and I think his author should be rewarded for that :) . Another question: why do you think this guy speaks of replacing 'w' by 'v'? I thought 'w' had been invented especially because 'v' had two different values and that it would ease spelling to have another letter (just like the Romance alphabet introduced j and v as consonnantal alternatives to i and u, whereas the Latin alphabet had only i and u -capitals I and V- for both). Replacing 'w' by 'v' would only have one complication reappeared... Anyway, the text is so funny... -- Christophe Grandsire Philips Research Laboratories -- Building WB 145 Prof. Holstlaan 4 5656 AA Eindhoven The Netherlands Phone: +31-40-27-45006 E-mail: grandsir@natlab.research.philips.com