Re: OT-ish:Conlang Census

Fun! fun!, ::jumpin up & down::
 a conlang survey... we haven't one like this in quite a while IIRC...

>1)Where were you brought up?
    born: London, England UK
    raised hell in: Houston, Texas, USA

>2)Where do you live, countrywise?
    the eastern environs of the San Francisco Bay Area, California, USA

>3)What is your nationality, as you see it?
    I am Space Alien and Trickster Archetype Incarnate... the human I inhabit
is Sino-British.

>4)Where does your family come from?
    Southern China via South East Asia courtesy of the British Empire

>5)What colour is your hair?
    Black as a moonless night.

>6)What colour are your eyes?
    Black like twin barrels of a shotgun ;)

>7)What colour is your skin?
    Semi-chromatic :) reddish-to-tannish mostly... and I have lotsa calluses,
scars and tattoos :)

>8)Are you left or right handed?
    Ambiguous ;) with a wicked left hook and a smashin' right...

>9)What is/are your mother tongue(s)
    mother tongue - educated South East Asian English, Indo-Malay Variety
    stepmother tongue - World English, American Variety

>10)Are you fluent in any other languages?  If so, which?
    Non-sense!
    Ok, seriously:
    Speaking - very basic polite phrases & insults in Cantonese and reaally
awful Texas-style Spanglish (and a few French Foreign Legionaires claim I speak
a really mangled _Français cabinet_ - a gutter mix of Montreal, Louisana and
Corsican)
    Reading/Writing - some minimal fluency in Italian, French and Spanish,
and of all things *gigglafit!* Interlingua; limited fluency in German & Romaji
(AFAIK I am gainin' fluency in Dutch ;) and Bislama...

>11)Are you homosexual, heterosexual, or bisexual?
    ::grins:: Is asexual an option? Or ambiguous, hehe? Ok, or howabout
wiseass? or sado-masochist?

>12)What (non-)religion are you?
    Hyper & Manic ;)

>13)What denomination of that religion?
    Frenetic & Heretic ;)

>14) Finally, what is your favourite colour?
    Day Glo Orange, Opalescent Black, Yves Klein Bleu Internationale,
Saffron, Cinnabar, Jade Green... Also anything shiney ;)  ::eyes the shiney conlang
census microphone, sits on hands::


>- Beard? Moustache?
    Fu Manchu. Straggly hairs growing out of my cheeks. Makes me look like a
parolee outta San Quentin (State Prison).

>Glasses?
    Safety goggles.

>- Smoking?
    I'm smokin?! Am I on fire again 0_o?!!

>- Drinking?
    No thanx. Clean & Sober nearly 3 years. And I take my psych meds (mosta
the time). And I love it. (& certain cops who knew me in the past are probably
very very relieved and happy too [Long ago, a cop nicknamed me "Stripe" - a
fter the evil gremlin in the movie _Gremlins_ . More recently a drug rehab
counselor gave me the nicer nickname of "Stitch"...)



---///// __/_//_/ __/_//  in the yera of 2004 CE,
                year 4702 of the Huangdi era,
                Year of the Wooden Monkey, _Jia-Shen_...

Nom de Guerre: Hanuman "Stitch/626" Zhang
AIN Resistance partisan code name: "Z23-4C"
    WOGeR (Wiley Oriental Gentleman/Rogue)
    BBC (BritishBornChinaman)
        Avatar of Sun Wu K'ung, a.k.a. Sun Wukong, a.k.a _Ma-Lau_ ("Monkey
King")
        a.k.a. "TricksterGod of the Glorious Anti-Imperialist Chinese Boxers"
            http://www.uglychinese.org/war.htm
            ¡¡¡  TricksterShapeShifterIncarnate  !!!  >^..^<       ';'
;P~~~

=>  om hung hanumatay rudratmakai hung phat  <=
    mantra to Hanuman the Hindu Monkey TricksterGod

==> Ko nahi janat hai jag mein kapi, sankat mochan naam tiharo <==
[Who does not know that in this world oh monkey, thy name is one which
liberates one out of all problems].

"Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist...
Imitation is suicide." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

    "I rather be whole than good." - Carl Jung

>Do I contradict myself?
>Very well then, I contradict myself.
>I am large, I contain multitudes.
>        --Walt Whitman, _Leaves of Grass_
I Am A Bird, don't try
to tell my wings where to fly.

<=  thee prIs ov eXistenZ iz aetern'l warfaer 'N' kreativ playf'llnizz...  =>

"Life is all a great joke, but only the brave ever get the point."
                                            - Kenneth Rexroth
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