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Re: CHAT: OT CHAT: Asperger's syndrome

From:Danny Wier <dawier@...>
Date:Thursday, June 22, 2000, 2:05
>From: Roger Mills <romilly@...>
>The NY Times Magazine, Sunday 6/18, had an article entitled "The Little >Professor Syndrome.....They talk like adults and often have sky-high IQs, >but their social skills are nonexistent..." (The cover blurb was >"Brilliant >little boys with an awful syndrome".) The official definition, according >to >the Learning Disabilities Assn. of America: "a severe developmental >disorder >characterized by major difficulties in social interaction and restricted >and >unusual patterns of interest and behavior". ..."the syndrome was only >made >official among psychologists by entry into the ...Diagnostic and >Statistical >Manual of Mental Disorders in 1994."
I was like that as a kid. The shrink thought I was autistic. I was kinda like, well, intellectually a Lisa Simpson, but socially a Bart Simpson. And now I'm a Homer! (Already fat; the baldness is on its way. Still looking for Marge...)
>Well, God bless the medico/psychologico/educational establishment. It must >be terrible for a teacher to be corrected by a 10-yr. old. (BTW we're not >talking idiots savants or "Rainman" type disorders.)
I did that, but I think a more accurate description of me would be "smartass".
>Other highlights: "Scholars have retroactively applied the Asperger's >label >to oddball intellectuals ranging from Glenn Gould to Vladimir Nabokov."
Uh, I thought they were just eccentric geniuses.
> Who needs them, anyway? ] OR: "Asperger's kids often memorize >everything >there is to know about the oddest things: deep-fat friers, telephone cable >insulating companies, exotic species of cicadas." Deep-fat friers, that IS >weird; perhaps we could substitute "languages both real and artificial"?
Let's see... In my life, I've had an unusual obsession with: 1) flags of the world 2) street names 3) language phonologies 4) scripts/alphabets 5) state and national capitals 6) golf clubs 7) music theory 8) Frank Zappa 9) Metallica (before 1992) 10) Elton John 11) Beethoven 12) current events 13) political parties 14) Catholic dogma 15) the Bible 16) the Qur'an 17) The Book of Mormon 18) races and ethnic groups 19) first names 20) Jim Carrey 21) Drew Carey 22) game shows 23) supermodels 24) Pentium chip models 25) family trees 26) weddings 27) funerals 28) law 29) criminal justice 30) mental disorders (duh) 31) medications 32) vitamins and minerals 33) breakfast cereals 34) flavors of ice cream 35) pizza toppings 36) Ireland 37) India 38) Egypt 39) Russia and her Republics 40) Australia 41) Greece 42) Turkey 43) Korea 44) the Caucasus 45) Iran (see below) 46) my ex-fiancée from Iran 47) the girl from high school I've been in love with since 1988 but I was too much of a wimp to ever ask out 48) lists like this 49) phone numbers 50) alphabetizing things 51) the areas covered by the first three digits of American Zip codes 52) meteorology 53) numerology (especially the number 117) 54) microtonal scales 55) deaths of famous people 56) wondering if I left anything out of this list. So that has to mean something...
>Apparently the good people in pharmacology are looking for a remedy. Just >what this poor world needs, a pill to suppress intelligence.
Yup. A chemical lobotomy. I was put on a psychiatric medication in late 1996 that made me very sick. After I was taken off of it -- weeks too late -- my mind has been fuzzy and my memory is pretty awful; I've also had a few seizures and delusional episodes. Well I better run; Jesus wants me to help the Green Party win some seats in Congress. Daniel A. Wier ¶¦¬þ Lufkin, Texas USA http://communities.msn.com/DannysDoubleWideontheWeb ________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com