CHAT Re: my meat isn't fresh enough?

John Cowan wrote:


>nicole dobrowolski scripsit:
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>> my monkeys aren't smelly and they don't masturbate thankyouverymuch.
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>Then they are stuffed, because all real monkeys do that.

Just mildly curious-- do they do it as much in the wild? Or is it something
zoo monkeys have realized will get a hearty reaction from the animals on the
other side of the fence?