Christians call on God and bone.
|Date:||Wednesday, July 4, 2001, 5:01|
Has anyone seen this article?
Telemessaged liturgy to be trialed at a popular religious festival
The Christian 'Lord's Prayer' now becomes:
we want wot u want&urth2b like hvn.
giv us food&4giv r sins lyk we 4giv uvaz.
don t test us!
bcos we kno ur boss, ur tuf&ur cool 4 eva!
Those who fear language change should flee now.
Andrew Smith, Intheologus firstname.lastname@example.org
alias Mungo Foxburr of Loamsdown