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Re: punctuated abbreviations // was english spelling reform

From:John Cowan <jcowan@...>
Date:Friday, October 18, 2002, 20:37
Muke Tever scripsit:

> I think we need "Msr" or "Mtr" as a direct counterpart of the female "Mrs". > Just for fairness sake.
Ambrose Bierce (author of _The Devil's Dictionary_, 1911), was way ahead of you: # MISS, n. The title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate # that they are in the market. Miss, Missis (Mrs.) and Mister (Mr.) are # the three most distinctly disagreeable words in the language, in sound # and sense. Two are corruptions of Mistress, the other of Master. In # the general abolition of social titles in this our country they # miraculously escaped to plague us. If we must have them let us be # consistent and give one to the unmarried man. I venture to suggest # Mush, abbreviated to Mh. -- John Cowan jcowan@reutershealth.com www.ccil.org/~cowan www.reutershealth.com "If I have seen farther than others, it is because I am surrounded by dwarves." --Murray Gell-Mann