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OT - Hanuman Zhang, this what you did?

From:Wesley Parish <wes.parish@...>
Date:Tuesday, August 19, 2003, 10:29
You are an inspiration, dear fellow - I decided to counterstrike against the
"Nigerian Scam Artists", replying on every available channel, and came up
with the below text:

Dear Member,

Thank You For Calling us the Revolutionary Home Mailing Program

We would like to tell you about the latest scientific breakin!!

Amazing scientific breakin.
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Important Penis enlargement info/update:


Over a few months your penis will become fuller and firmer and your breasts
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VP-RX   is an all natural herbal supplement designed
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Success - Doctor approved breast enlargement pills! No hanging weights, or
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Success  breast enhancement, adding inches
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As we are the direct manufacturers, you
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purchase from us.

If you have an interest in this position, please respond within 3 days
because positions are being filled on a first come, first serve basis
Hurry! Don't Delay! Offer Limited!

Simply take For<annulled> Generic<pulverable> VIA<twigging>GRA

Thank you for expressing interest in
ATGWS watches.
We would like to take this opportunity to offer you our fine selection of
Italian crafted Rolex Timepieces.

Marinos Daniel
Hellenic Bank
4th Floor, West Tower, Sandton Square
Corner Fifth & Maude Streets
PO Box 783392, Sandton 1HB 2146
South Africa

Mr.Mark Radebe.
13th Floor, Metlife Centre
cnr Long St Ext & Koen Steytler Ave
Cape Town, 8001,South Africa.
WebFax: +1-775-655-8956

Late Breaking News:  The person who has been tested with this all-new
penis-and-breast enlargement program, has escaped and is now on the loose.
If you should encounter a 3-foot high woman with a 2 foot three inch long
penis, you are advised to take all due care and advise the police of your

And you are requested to tell the ungrateful bitch that "All is forgiven,
please return", and in any case, the Freak Show Manager is breathing down my
neck and groping my butt and I worry about my safety - particularly as she
absconded with his money.

Notice - if she is still taking the pills she absconded with, she may now be
only 2 foot eight inches high, with a 2 foot seven inch long penis.  Please
remove the pills from her - they are perfectly safe, and you may keep and use
them as a sign of our gratitude.

The Freak Show Accountant

Mau e ki, "He aha te mea nui?"
You ask, "What is the most important thing?"
Maku e ki, "He tangata, he tangata, he tangata."
I reply, "It is people, it is people, it is people."