Re : Fw: Sent to me from Georgia
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|Date:||Monday, October 4, 1999, 16:35|
the only place i know quite well in the states is Atlanta.
for some reason. so that was GOOD !
Dans un courrier dat=E9 du 03/10/99 19:26:02 , jjbowks a =E9crit :
> Sawthan Slang
> >The Atlanta School Board, sensing that Oakland cashed in
> >by labeling African American slang as the language
> >"Ebonics," has decided to pursue some of the seemingly
> >endless taxpayer pipeline through Washington by designating
> >Southern slang, or "Hickphonics," as a language to be
> >taught in all Southern schools.
> >A speaker of this language would be a Hickophone. The
> >following are excerpts from the Hickphonics/English
> >HEIDI - noun. Greeting.
> >HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
> >Usage: Heidi, hire yew?"
> >BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
> >Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
> >JAWJUH - noun. The State north of Florida. Capitol is
> >Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
> >BAMMER - noun. The State west of Jawjuh. Capitol is
> >Usage: "A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left
> >$20,000,000 in improvements."
> >MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
> >Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I
> >ain't herd from him in munts."
> >THANK - verb. Ability to cognitively process.
> >Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
> >IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Alabama native."
> >Usage: "Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!"
> >RANCH - noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
> >Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup
> >truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
> >ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
> >Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my
> >pickup truck."
> >FAR - noun. A conflagration.
> >Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my
> >pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
> >TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
> >Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't
> >git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
> >TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
> >Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do
> >hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
> >RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
> >Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
> >FAT - noun, verb. 1. a battle or combat. 2. to engage in
> >battle or combat.
> >Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
> >FARN - adjective. Not local.
> >Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed....mus' be from
> >some farn country."
> >DID - adjective. Not alive.
> >Usage: "He's did, Jim."
> >EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.
> >Usage: "He cain't breathe....give 'im some ear!"
> >BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
> >Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
> >JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction.
> >Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job
> >th that bob war fence cump'ny?"
> >HAZE - a contraction.
> >Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah....haze ignert. He ain't
> >thanked but a minnit 'n 'is laf."
> >SEED - verb, past tense of "to see."
> >VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
> >Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City....view?"
> >GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution.
> >Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."