The latest, greatest Extra-Terrestrial Origin theory
|From:||Wesley Parish <wes.parish@...>|
|Date:||Sunday, July 13, 2003, 8:24|
An Alien spacecraft crashlanded on the moon. On board were some
Pithecanthropoid "servitors", sentient robots.
The Aliens rebuilt their damaged craft but found they didn't have the room for
their Pithecanthropoid servitors, so they bid them all a sorrowful adieu and
flew off, promising to drop by and pick them up later - when they had
refinanced their spaceship.
After a prolonged period of time, it became apparent to even Pithecanthropoid
brains that the Aliens were either in no hurry to return, or were unable to
So they all got together and threw a line down from the Earth to the Moon and
climbed down when it was dark.
As a result, some humans of even today have more than one belly-button, and
cannot use the Fully-Automatic Nuclear-Powered Self-Propelled Nose-Picker for
fear of systems incompatibilities.
And the President of the United States has declared that, since we obviously
evolved without permission, we are an unauthorized life-form and has made
efforts to beef up the American Alien Invasion Defense System, otherwise
known as Star Warts. "We cannot afford to have our former alien masters
return and sue us for damages relating to our unauthorized evolution", he is
reported as saying today to a Select Committee of Similar Old Soaks.
Mau e ki, "He aha te mea nui?"
You ask, "What is the most important thing?"
Maku e ki, "He tangata, he tangata, he tangata."
I reply, "It is people, it is people, it is people."