Re: The latest, greatest Extra-Terrestrial Origin theory

Quoting Wesley Parish <wes.parish@...>:

> An Alien spacecraft crashlanded on the moon.  On board were some
> Pithecanthropoid "servitors", sentient robots.
Pithecanthropoid? Did you just coin this, or does it have some technical
significance? (I do realize it means "ape-humanesque".)

> The Aliens rebuilt their damaged craft but found they didn't have the room
> for
> their Pithecanthropoid servitors, so they bid them all a sorrowful adieu and
> flew off, promising to drop by and pick them up later - when they had
> refinanced their spaceship.
>
> After a prolonged period of time, it became apparent to even
> Pithecanthropoid
> brains that the Aliens were either in no hurry to return, or were unable to
> do so.
>
> So they all got together and threw a line down from the Earth to the Moon
> and
> climbed down when it was dark.
>
> As a result, some humans of even today have more than one belly-button, and
> cannot use the Fully-Automatic Nuclear-Powered Self-Propelled Nose-Picker
> for
> fear of systems incompatibilities.
>
> And the President of the United States has declared that, since we obviously
> evolved without permission, we are an unauthorized life-form and has made
> efforts to beef up the American Alien Invasion Defense System, otherwise
> known as Star Warts.  "We cannot afford to have our former alien masters
> return and sue us for damages relating to our unauthorized evolution", he is
> reported as saying today to a Select Committee of Similar Old Soaks.
I think we can make a descent claim that all damages are due to neglect by the
owners ...

                                                             Andreas

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