Re: trans: ugliness and sobriety
| From: | David Peterson <digitalscream@...> |
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| Date: | Monday, April 2, 2001, 20:14 |
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In a message dated 4/2/01 12:37:59 PM, valoczy@VCN.BC.CA writes:
<< Ah, the greatest quote ever from Winston Churchill. I've had numerous
occasions on which I've said this... =) >>
Do you know this one?
Winston Churchill, a little soused, is at a party at which a woman is
becoming rather offended by him. She says:
"Sir, if I were your wife, I'd poison your tea!"
Churchy's reply: "Madam, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
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