OT: happyhomosappysexuality (wasRe: OT: Re: What? the clean-shaven outnumber the bearded?"YerUgly Mug," etc.

::sings "Hormones De-ranged" to the tune of "Home On the Range"::

    I read somewhere that if one masturbates (either jackin' off or jillin'
off), one is essentially partaking of an "homosexual act" - making love-lust
with/to one's own sex... *snicker* practise makes perfect, eh?
    And, at the very least it's a bisexual act when conducted by
heterosexuals but euphemistically called "fantasizing."

::throat-sings a sinister medley of "Love is a Drug", "Sweet Dreams (Are Made
of This)","Tainted Love", "Walk on the Wild Side" and "Get Your Kicks on
Route 66"::

---
Hanuman Zhang (aka "Z") who is just "reaaaally perverse"
WOG (Wiley Oriental Gentleman ;)
Avatar of Sun WuKong, a.k.a _Ma-Lau_ ("Monkey")
a.k.a. "TricksterGod of the Glorious Anti-Imperialist Chinese Boxers";
¡¡¡  TricksterShapeShifterIncarnate  !!!

<=  thee prIs ov X.iztenz iz aetern'l warfaer 'N' kreativ playf'llnizz...  =>

    =>  om hung hanumatay rudratmakai hung phat  <=
    mantra to Hanuman the Hindu Monkey TricksterGod

>Finally a religious statement I can agree with:
>
>the Zoroastrian teaching that it is a sin for a person to be boring.
"Life is all a great joke, but only the brave ever get the point."
                                    - Kenneth Rexroth

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