Re: English spelling reform

Quoth Robert B Wilson:

> i just created this english spelling reform (so i can type quickly
> without so many typos):
Well, heck, I guess I might as well throw in my reformed orthography. :)

An aartafisjal laengwigh is a laengwagh dhat has bin dalibaratli dizaind bai
wan parsan or a smol groep av piepal ouvar a relativli sjort piryad av taim.
Sinaanimaz for dha tarm aartafisjal laengwigh incloed plaend laengwigh,
canstractad laengwigh, maadal laengwigh, and inventad laengwigh. Aartafisjal
laengwidjas dizaind for spisific parpasas aar olsou noun bai an arei av
adhar tarms. Dhous yoesd in warcs av ficsjan aar cold imaedjineri
laengwidjas or ficjsanal laengwidjas. Dhous dizaind tu fasiliteit gloubal
camyoeniceisjans aar cold yoenivarsal laengwidjas, ogsilari laengwidjas
(ocslaengs), intarlaengwidjas or interlingwas, intarnaesjanal laengwidjas,
etc. Dha relm av aartafisjal av aartafisjal laengwadjas olsou incloeds
lodjical laengwidjas, nambar laengwidjas, simbaalic laengwidjas...

AARG! Av corz, dha tecst aim traenslitareiting *haes* tu bi wan dhat meics
mai sistam luc aes agli aes paasibal. :) It's aecsjali sapoust tu bi ritan
with veriaz daiacritics:

aa = á
ae = æ
ie = í
oe = ú

and "th," "dh" sjud bi thorn and edh. Intrastingli, mai sistam is aecsjali
veri, veri similar tu dhaet av Taam Wir.

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Josh Brandt-Young <vionau@...>
"After the tempest I behold, once more, the weasel."
(Mispronunciation of Ancient Greek)