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Re: HUMOUR (lingua vulgaris) Re: .com/religion

From:David Peterson <digitalscream@...>
Date:Sunday, September 23, 2001, 22:56
In a message dated 9/23/01 2:14:36 PM, robert@APEXWOOD.COM writes:

<< Ooh. This is fun!

26) Traditional Ajuk: Foreigners made shit happen to our ancestors, so
we should isolate ourselves from the outside world.

And on the other side of the Ajuk coin:

27) Liberal Ajuk: Shit hasn't happened to us in 1200 years, so we can
probably trust foreigners again. >>

28.) Gweydr Speakers: This mighty shit, of which you speak, tears at the
minds and hearts of every man, woman and child every day of every week of
every month of every year of every life!  The all-encompassing pain and
confusion put forth by this mysterious shit brings us suffering, and thus we
live!  It is folly to determine the nature and breadth of the mountainous
shit, since the cold wind bites at our backs, and our cattle fall down dead,
mere skeletons!  Thus, we shall live, seriously, powerfully, dolorously!

29.) Shali Speakers: Ha, ha, ha!  Everybody come and play in the shit!  It's
wonderful!  Oh, happy, happy day!

-David

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