Re: HUMOUR (lingua vulgaris) Re: .com/religion
From: | H. S. Teoh <hsteoh@...> |
Date: | Sunday, September 23, 2001, 19:32 |
On Sun, Sep 23, 2001 at 08:59:17PM +0200, Christian Thalmann wrote:
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> 18) Agnostic: I prefer not to talk about such troublesome things.
Nah, I'd phrase agnostic as:
18) Agnostic: Maybe there's shit, maybe there isn't. I'm not inclined one
way or the other, but for practicality I'll assume shit doesn't exist.
> 19) Humanism: We're in this shit together, so we might as well start shoveling.
>
> 20) Rastafarian: De mos' high never give da righteous mahn mo' shit dan
> him can take. All be good.
>
> 21) Aztec: When shit happens, just sacrifice more people to the Sun.
> [Note: My knowledge about Aztec religion is limited to that certain
> episode of Hergé's Tintin. ;-)]
22) Nihilism: No shit!
T
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