Re: Wit and wisdom of George W. Bush

On Thu, 11 Jul 2002 15:21, Barbara Barrett wrote:
> Humour conlangers will enjoy
>
> -------- Original Message --------
> From the Times of London, 9 July 2002:
>
> Baroness Williams of Crosby recalled a story told
> her by "my good friend Tony Blair" recently in Brighton.
>
> Blair, Bush, and Jacques Chirac were discussing economics
> and, in particular, the decline of the French economy.  "The
> problem with the French," Bush confided in Blair, "is that they
> don't have a word for entrepreneur."
> ---------------------------------------------------------------------~->
Don't you just _lurve_ Dubya!  I wrote some anti-MS, pro-Linux articles where
as my sig I turned and twisted phrases I'd got from the meta x
dissociated-press feature of gnu emacs, into a set of "Election Speeches Your
Mother Warned You Against".  then I read some of his, and found I'd been
beaten.  Should I sic the anti-trust hounds onto him, for unfair competition?

Wesley Parish

P.S.  Okay, you twisted my arm: and it all begins.  Argh!!!

I went first losers.  She rang the bell I had eaten.  The impact of this had
seen me first.
        Damn, why was I made for me.  I was his inhuman monster's height, surely.
        He said, "Well, tail beaten - pointing out the circumstances..."
        "That main good first big pack of lovers?"  They live to torture my
factions.  And they troyed my midas around at the bones, my bed.  "I'm worth
more than it would at the bones," I exploded.  "The company trees were
plantly!"

"Who's the peor, Flash was pointless as this pyre.  I could be prettiest,
transhuman?"
        Mournfully strange non-human wiping her sweat disappointment at my tables in
bus-in time.
        "She knocked many of the unmarriageable differences, am I right?"
        "Later, my girl, I think the right foot hadn't been real for me yet?"

"Shot through," says Dime, "I had avenue and I took it."
        I guessed that the other Lady, demoness of terms to her feet, was glaring at
his decision.  She's the Snortress Lord!  These either, potent furywomen get
stood up occasionally?  I kept trail to descrying biddies of fire.
        A smiling someoness of our name laughed.  "Thank you.  Into my claws extend
like him.  No others!"

"We right ears ... her lips seen me naked, yesterday."
        It so ear!
        "You and your ear.  I am a leg, or ..."
        And I snapped, "I the meat, girl!"
        Ears rang.

"I did not rejob," she snapped.  "Do you knot?  I could, just to be
amputated!  He says that we eat autumn in our hands and are sent to leave the
Crown."

*Network to me, I Jaws, masted slightly.  And you with your hands in
forklifts.
        Tax Net prowl.  Do you have anything set aside?
        My slaves suck - I am a chartered scum in their world.
        The months wed to anot me.

End of Bushonics 101.  Translate, annoy the cat, terrorise the dog.

--
Mau e ki, "He aha te mea nui?"
You ask, "What is the most important thing?"
Maku e ki, "He tangata, he tangata, he tangata."
I reply, "It is people, it is people, it is people."